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It has been another two weeks of the “can they or can't they pin something illegal on Wacky Tacky” show. I think the moral case has been made several times over, but this is LOS and what is immoral is not necessarily illegal. As a Nation leader pointed out, nailing WT for something that everybody has been doing for years might break the rice bowl of future government ministers.
In Western terms the trading of his wife and children would have raised several questions that no answer would have satisfied. It does seem likely that the revenue department is about to take about $3 million off the two oldest children in respect of the Shin deal, but that is a symbolic pin prick!
Nobody seems to want to answer the question of why the deal was ruled tax free by the revenue department when it happened, but has now been ruled not tax free by the same people.
The Leader in today's Nation sums up the above is much stronger language.
Otherwise, all seems to be quiet, with the change of government only a reality if you read the newspapers.
This week I have several bigger stories in Scuttlebutt so for ease these are the links and the headlines.
Stickman stalked
A very expensive gogo for sale
Farang managers: good or bad?
Date rape drugs
Thanksgiving Party
Stickman stalked
One of the talking points of the week has been the removal of the stickmanbangkok.com site from the net. The reason for its demise is that what many of us first thought was a bit of fun has actually turned very nasty.
The notstickman site started as though it was a mickey take on Stickman and I think most of us were mildly amused. I even posted a link to the site here a few weeks ago. However, I did not realise, nor I fear did many people, that this guy is in reality a stalker. And sadly, as with most stalkers, he has eventually become dangerous.
He started posting personal information about Stickman and ended up publishing pictures of his co-workers and trying to identify the school were Stickman works. Suddenly we realised this was not a piss take, but somebody trying to harm Stickman.
The web boards were full of supporters of both sides, although the consensus was that notstickman, also called John Galt, was out of order. And I agree.
Stickman is not always right; in fact he is sometimes very wrong and a number of bar owners have taken grave exception to the misinformation he has posted. I don't believe the inaccuracies were anything other than a slip-up, and to be fair, I doubt they ever did anybody any real damage. It goes back to the old adage that there is only one thing worse than bad publicity, and that's no publicity.
Most websites try hard to get their facts right, but I'm sure that even I get it wrong, sometimes. The problem for Stickman is that he has a serious day job as a teacher, and anybody who thinks you can live off a site such as Stickman or Baronbonk, is in cloud cuckoo land. Maybe Galt is! And that has led to massive speculation over John Galt's true identity.
Maybe here I should say a little about pen names, pseudonyms, nom de plume and the like.
There are many legitimate reasons for using a pen name. Indeed, some of the most famous authors in history wrote under an assumed name – Mark Twain, C S Forester and Voltaire are three that spring to mind. It is an old tradition, as is the practice of not exposing the identities of those behind the names. The truth is that many people know who Stickman is, just as many others know the barons of Baronbonk. John Galt seems to be anxious to hide his identity, while abusing the right of Stickman to do the same.
Very early on it was discovered that Galt's real name is Keith Summers and that he has a Thai business selling LED lighting electronics and controls, and runs a website named asiansignals.com. It was then found out that he is also makes a living, like many other farangs here, as an Ebay trader.
A recent email to me reveals more. Keith Summers first came to Thailand in 2001 on a mantour.com package. This is essentially a company that promotes sex tours to Thailand and it seems Keith liked what he found. There are several pictures of him on the website including the obscured one here. He looks harmless enough so I am not sure what his gripe is.
I understand Stickman's site may soon be back up. Summers has clearly broken several Thai laws and could be dealt with legally. I expect that will happen if he does not get back in his box. Reading Keith's latest ravings, he seems to be most upset by the fact that Stickman won't even acknowledge him. He is truly a stalker; a lonely, sad individual who requires recognition: so be nice to him, he needs your help.
I have no intention of getting into a fight with Galt, Summers, or whatever he wishes to be called, and thus I shall not, for the time being, publish the rest of the personal information I have about him, or for that matter the unobscured picture. I hope the matter ends here!
A very expensive gogo for sale
In Nana Plaza, Rainbows 2 and 4 are for sale at a price of Bt64 million each – about £1 million – which seems an awful lot of money for a place with a lease that has less than a year to run, and a head lease that has about three-and-a-half years to run. While the vendors probably think they can justify the price based on existing earnings, the lengths of the leases are really the problem.
Nana Plaza owners will say the leases are always renewed with a reasonable increase. But the fact remains that the Plaza itself is running out of lease, and what happens then is the big unanswered question. The value is bolstered by the ban on new gogo licences. Then the next problem is that there will still be two other Rainbows and one has to wonder to which the girls will be loyal. It would be easy to buy the operation and then find a month later that you have no stock. In reality, the dancers are the main asset, and without them you have nothing.
I often wonder how much money the Rainbow's really make. Their main raison d'etre is to sell girls (offs), so they always have a vast number on stage. With current salary levels as they are, they need at least 50 per cent “off” a night just to break even.
I prefer the deal Eric the Clock got when he bought Big Dogs for Bt30 million from Boss Hog. That looks like a better deal than this. Although, as always, asking doesn't mean getting. My informant values Rainbow 2 at Bt20 million and Rainbow 4 at Bt40 million. I still think that is pushing the envelope given all the factors.
Farang managers: good or bad?
One of the hot issues among gogo bar owners is the value, or not, of farang managers. If you don't have the time to meet and greet every night, make certain your music has not changed into car alarm blaring, check your dancers are not sleeping on the poles, or ensure your mamasan isn't pocketing more than the odd extra bill, then maybe you need a farang manager.
What is interesting is the difference between Pattaya and Bangkok : being almost diametrically split on the manager issue.
Pattaya, which is the more competitive environment, nearly always has a farang manager in a farang-owned gogo, whereas the opposite applies in Bangkok . I have said on many occasions that I cannot understand why the ever failing Crown Group does not employ a few farang managers. The argument of the Bangkok-owned bars is that there are no decent managers out there.
I suspect the truth is twofold: there are no decent managers out there at the pittance being offered, and members of the wife's family are too closely involved. A farang manger who finds the fiddles may create more problems than he will ever solve!
The above outburst is because I want to tell you a story (as the late Max Bygraves used to say).
I caterpillared into a bar in Soi 4 recently and took a seat at the bar. A couple of girls came up to me and, to be fair, everything was fine. A few other farangs trundled in, wandered around and left again. Sitting at the far end of the bar hunched over a computer was youngish farang. After a while I asked said farang; what he was doing.
“Oh! “I'm the manager,” he answered.
“I thought you should be meeting and greeting,” I said.
“Well, yes, I suppose I should, but I'm bored.”
“You didn't even say hello to me.”
“I was in the middle of a game.”
“Or the other people who came in.”
“What other people?”
“Where are the owners?” I said, changing the subject.
“They are opening another bar. I'm in charge here.”
“Maybe you should do more meeting and greeting!”
“Yes, maybe I should.”
I move on to another bar and finally get to a gogo where I know the boss well and there is no permanent farang management. I am happily enjoying the view and the atmosphere when a mamasan comes up to me. Is the boss coming, she wants to know. I tell her I am not sure.
She says there is a farang in the bar being difficult. The police have been, but he is still a problem.
Okay, I say, what's the problem? I then find a drunken 30-year-old with a plain-clothes policeman sitting next door to him. I know the routine. After he had explained he been ripped off, I looked at the bills and his change and assured him he hadn't lost a single baht.
After looking at the house's copy of the bills, the problem was solved and he was free to go. He was still muttering about the prices, so I suggested that if he couldn't afford £2 for a beer then he'd better not drink in gogo bars. I let the nice policemen escort him out.
This drunk was lucky. Had he behaved like that in a Thai-managed bar he would have received a rude awakening on the facts of life in bars. But so often these silly problems can be solved by somebody who speaks the language properly: or should I say, has a farang face! Is that justification for a farang manager? Probably not, but it goes a long way to validating such an expenditure. Just make sure he's not into computer games.
The tale of two bars and with two different management policies – and it seems neither got it right!
Date rape drugs
I have said it before but it keeps coming up; and all too often it is Thailand regulars who get caught. Beware the so called date rape drugs. They are being used daily in Bangkok and, I believe, also in Pattaya.
Despite their name, the drugs are principally being used to facilitate robbery. They make you malleable and drowsy but still able to be moved (walked). So a person who has been drugged will generally just appear to be drunk.
Sometimes the drugs will cause you to give up information, such as pin numbers etc. At the very least, your hotel room, or apartment, will be cleaned out.
One description of the drugs reads: “ The drugs often have no colour, smell or taste and are easily added to flavored drinks without the victim's knowledge. There are at least three date rape drugs ……… The drugs can affect you quickly. The length of time that the effects last varies. It depends on how much of the drug is taken and if the drug is mixed with other substances, like alcohol. Alcohol can worsen the drug's effects and can cause more health problems. ”
I know of two people who have been drugged in the area around the Nana Hotel: one in the bar, we think, and one outside. The area immediately outside Nana Plaza and the hotel car park is truly full of thieves, child pickpockets, dishonest katoeys and criminally minded mangdas.
Be careful out there. Don't drink from open vessels (glasses) in late outside bars, buy a bottle, make certain you see it opened and then keep it with you.
A man and his wife were drugged in an outside bar near Soi 7/1. They later woke up outside a hotel high up Sukhumvit, without their gold and money.
In Pattaya a while ago there was talk that katoeys put the drug on their nipples, thus disproving the old adage that one of the most useless things in the world is tits on a bull!
Apart from wariness additional protection is to make certain any place you stay insists upon taking the id of late night visitors. I know many do not like it but it is in your interest.
Similarly, wearing a lot of gold in public will attract the attention of the criminal element, as will flashing money, so be discreet out there.
Needless to say paying bar should protect you from these problems: saving that bar fine can be very expensive!
I can't stress enough that the people I know to whom this happened are worldly wise, have been to Thailand regularly or live here. They are not idiots. This can happen to anybody, so take care.
Thanksgiving Party
To all those it concerns, Thursday, November 23 is a very important day. It is the day the Ashes start!
It also Thanksgiving Day , a day as bad for turkeys in the USA as Christmas is for them in the UK.
There will be various parties around town but the one I know of is at Bully's (on Sukhumvit Road twixt Soi 2 and Soi 4), where Ed promises suitable merrymaking. The Bt490 all-you-can-eat buffet is sure to include turkey, but I've been promised legs of lamb too. The extravagance runs from 2pm-10pm. Sounds like a deal to me. I shall go and have my first turkey of the season!
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THE Soi Cowboy
experience
More than just a gogo
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From
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A Bed in Soi 11
Website
Anybody who has been down Sukhumvit Soi 11 has seen it. Seen the vast oval capsule that some think looks like an extraterrestrial visitation, others are just confused. To me it's a modern day ark, complete with a walkway up the side for the animals to enter two by two. Easy enough for said animals, too, as there are more than a dozen car jocks to park their wheels, plenty of doormen to direct them and a few bouncers to make certain they stay peaceful. And if further evidence were required that they are indeed going on a journey, their passport will be demanded before they can get on board. Of course I had forgotten mine but embarrassment was avoided. I just said the magic words: “Noah is expecting me!” And with that I was whisked into the heart of the beast.
The name of this visionary business is the Bed Supperclub; not exactly words I would expect to find grouped! Strange images are created – I can't say the idea of eating on a bed enthrals me either. It was only after meeting Noah, who assured me they actually had places for grown-up humans, as well as animals, that I took the plunge and went in to the ark. Inside is very white, and on either side of the dining room, at two levels, are vast beds. On the beds are small, low Perspex tables and those eating are invited to remove their shoes and climb on to a bed. Most people seemed to sit with their backs to the wall with their feet outstretched. Eating is a bit like being in an airline with the same open invitation for food to drop on the only clean shirt you have! All I can say is everybody looked very happy. Hey, it's different! In any event I was content to be on one of the few proper tables. If they had got me on one of the beds I'm not sure they would have ever got me off again. Unlike saving a beached whale they could hardly wait for the tide to come in.
Bed has a new centrepiece, called “The Fossil”, an ageing petrol shack from near Hua Hin, which represents art in this ultra-modern setting. A video is screened on one wall, which the artist says helps viewers recall the importance of such places as communal centres, selling essentials and fuel. They are disappearing as Thailand modernises, he says … more Tesco bashing. The menu I was given was the daily one, which is in fact a weekly menu, with a fixed priced three-course dinner for Bt1,250. I was told that at weekends it goes to four courses and Bt1,650.
There were three starter options, five mains and three puds. Needless to say in such a trendy spot veggies took up one of the options in both the early courses. Then for mains there were two fish, one beef and one chicken dish. For starters I opted, at Noah's suggestion, for the wok-seared tuna sashimi on avocado with yellow tomato-mango vinaigrette. For the main I ordered the Australian beef sirloin with tomato, olive and caper sauce on soft polenta. As those descriptions suggest this is modern fusion-esque cuisine. Obviously each new menu is carefully thought through and dishes experimented with until they work. It is certainly not heavy fusion, it is sensible fusion in that they use what is good, available and fresh. The food was first class: the combinations worked, the tastes were different and interesting, and the presentation right. Bear in mind, most people are lying on beds, so food that rolls or falls off your plate is not recommended.
I had two niggles, which I pointed out to Noah. The tuna may have been wok seared but that was done at the prep stage and thus the fish was cold from the fridge. This is a busy restaurant – it was full the night I was there – but there is still no real excuse for serving food at fridge temperature. The second niggle was minor, in that I discovered that there was also an a la carte menu. It is clearly hidden away and only those who know, and ask, get to see it. I would almost certainly have stayed with the set menu but I see no point in having another menu if it is hidden under Noah's bushel. During dinner there was a strange performance involving torn up newspaper and a living statue. Something happens every night to amaze, amuse or just confuse. It is all part of being different, original and trendy, I assume.
Many think of Bed as a dance club and it does have some very serious DJs. Jointly with Q Bar, just around the corner, its is running the Bangkok DJ Festival from November 26 to December 4 2006. (For full details see the Clubbing section of the Bangkokgigguide.com) The largest area is the restaurant but the other end is very much a club and after 11pm when star DJs are on the whole area is treated as one musically. Otherwise there are two different musical offerings. I had a drink with Noah in the club end where there are two bars, with the one upstairs offering a slight refuge from the main bar and dance floor. Entrance to the club is Bt600, which includes two drinks. But go early as queues are not unknown, and take your passport as it will be required, however old an animal you are.
Noah also assured me this is not a place that la belle de la nuit are welcome. So as they say BYO. Make no mistakes, this is a slick operation where the staff are well trained and fairly fizz about. There is also a restaurant and bar manager who is on the case, and rather than simply chatting with or ignoring customers is constantly checking all is well. On a busy night this place has 800 people through the doors and I can imagine they would all get served and looked after properly.
Quite simply, I was impressed, as was On, who watched the whole spectacle fascinated. With the exception of the fossil it ain't like that in Nakon Nowhere! The food was interesting and good, and because the place was full the ambience was great. And, of course, this is a not bad place to be seen. So next time somebody slinks of and says conspiratorially “I am off to Bed”, they probably are!
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The Odd Couple: Take a lanky American with a pronounced drawl, add a stocky Welshman with attitude, and you have the makings of what is almost certainly the longest-running bar business partnership in Pattaya. Congratulations to Stan and Colin, the proprietors of the Cheers laid-back boozer (Pattayaland Soi 2) who celebrate 18 years in business in Fun Town in the same location, on 18 November.
The bar, sans hostesses, is not the oldest on the street. It may have kicked off in 1988, but it ranks as only the fourth longest-running. The oldest bar is Sue's Place, followed by the acclaimed Mexican noshery Blue Parrot and the Viking Beachcomber. The latter is the only one not in the same location on the soi.
More Than Just Beer: I know some people who've been reading this indulgence in valuable printers ink for long enough have wondered at the relative paucity of material concerning the multitude of beer boozers stretched the length and breadth of Fun Town . The reason for this is simple. In my experience, the vast majority of beer boozers are not havens full to the brim with gorgeous damsels, but rather tiny oases with the odd diamond in the rough. In other words, for every good sort willing to engage in a game or 20 of Connect Four, there are 10 or more who might best be described as ‘homely'.
Therefore, the popularity, or otherwise, of a beer boozer usually comes down to the person, or persons, who own and run it. So, the following is just a small collection of places where I happen to be reasonably well-acquainted with the management (read: this means they don't ignore me even though I rarely drink anything more intoxicating than a cup of strong tea) and can recommend as at least offering a welcome to the weary traveller.
One nice place is the Lek down in Soi 7, about 50 metres from Beach Road . In all the years I've been wandering into the joint there might have been four or five damsels worth a second look, so it's not a real ‘hostess' boozer. It's the kind of place you go into with a friend who knows either the eponymous Lek or her Pommy husband Charlie. I doubt many people would simply wander in off the soi of their own volition. Lek and Charlie are a very welcoming and friendly couple and if you have a hankering to listen to any particular style of music (and I do not include rap, hip hop and techno in that word ‘music'), then it's almost certain Charlie would be able to find a CD or two to satisfy even the most eclectic of tastes.
In Soi 8, the Coral Reef (towards the Second Road end) can usually be counted on to have a few damsels worthy of more than a second glance. A good place to relax and watch the perambulators of Soi 8, and chat with Pommy Phil who has enough years in Fun Town to qualify for a bravery medal.
Down in Soi Yamato, the Nervous Wreck, run by the friendly ‘Nervous' Dave, is a small but popular boozer. It's on the Wednesday night quiz circuit and they do pretty well, but I'm sure they'd always be happy to have a new face or three to bolster their team. It's also a good spot to watch the outlandish antics of the Jake-the-peg brigade employed in the Stringfellows meat-and-two-veg den across the road.
The OK Corral in Soi Rungland (off South Pattaya Road, opposite the International Telephone Exchange) is another part of the Wednesday quiz league, as well as the Sunday quiz league, the Friday darts league, the Monday pool league and they run golf days on Tuesdays and Thursdays if my memory serves me correctly. With all that erudition and physical exertion you'd think the joint would be frequented by persons of Aryan-esque stature with memberships in Mensa. Fat chance. It's a good place to watch sport on a large TV and every now and again the personable Denis the Menace somehow snags a good sort to work behind the bar.
In Walking Street, the Roo bar (for many years known as the Jan bar) is run by Bob and Roundy, a couple of good Aussie blokes, and while it might lack a crew of hot sorts just salivating at the thought of a wide-eyed punter taking them home for a night of romance, it's a great and friendly place to watch the passing parade on Fun Town's premier stretch of tarmac.
The Wallet Snipping Club: While this column and its comments represent my own personal feelings and attitudes, I tend to go out and about with a variety of locals and visitors and take into account their feelings about the places we visit in the desire to gain a consensus with regard to what I write. This preamble is necessary in the context of what follows.
The Beavers table-shufflers den ( Walking Street ) celebrated its first anniversary on 12 October. The place has about 15 or 16 damsels of varying shapes, sizes and age brackets and while it offers draught amber at the traditional discounted prices, everything else is at ‘gouge' level. I say this because one of my friends, who recently flogged a farm in his homeland for the equivalent of more than 50 million baht -and he wasn't short of the folding stuff before that anyway- made a comment to me about the price of the libations (from 100 baht for lolly water to 135 baht for a top-shelf snifter). He also wasn't impressed with the quality of the table shufflers and suggested we decamp and check out the Happy gogo. He decided not only were the prices in Happy reasonable, but the numbers and quality of the dancing damsels far superior to those in Beavers.
On another evening I went into the Hooty's agogo ( Walking Street ) with a mate, who is also not short of a few spare baht. On this occasion we had just come from Happy, where a top-shelf liver waster retails at 105 baht. In Hooty's, the same thirst-quencher went off at 130 baht. That said, the dancing damsels in Hooty's are a friendly and accommodating bunch and the place has a generally good atmosphere; I happen to think they need to look a little more closely at their pricing policy.
Increasingly I hear more and more people, of diverse nationalities but with plenty of ‘wedge', make comments regarding what they consider to be price gouging in many gogos, beer boozers and especially the late night boogie barns. These people are not two-week millionaires on holiday from a factory job in Asphyxiation, Alabama , they are the real deal. They could spend more money in a day than most of the two-week millionaires earn in a month; but they know the value of a dollar or a pound or a baht and refuse to be bludgeoned. A wealthy Englishman, with businesses and houses in Spain , told me, “In some of these places they are charging more money for a drink than I'd pay in England !”
The argument that “in England/America/Australia you'd be paying xyz more to see than what you get here” doesn't wash when you make the relevant price per capita comparisons, especially since there isn't a bar owner in Fun Town paying anything like the hourly rates of staff in the aforementioned countries.
The reason 98 percent of people go into a palace of the chrome pole is to perve on the women. There are many people I know who don't mind what they pay for a thirst-quencher, but their priority is in numbers and quality of the women on show. Once a customer realises he's being taken for an idiot, the chances are you'll lose him. Witness the demise of Pattayaland Soi 2 as a prime example.
What impresses me about Happy -and the similarly-managed Peppermint as well as Diamond and the Casino Club late-night boogie barn - is they seem to have taken the ‘if it ain't broke don't fix it' attitude. All these places offer tremendous value-for-money in their libations pricing policy and are absolutely awash with dancing damsels, the very reason most people go into a den of the chrome pole. They seem to take the Chinese style of profit-making: have a large turnover and turn a small profit each time, which eventually equates to a tidy sum each and every night. That's why they've stayed on top for such a long time and will probably continue to be in the forefront even as more and more competition opens around them.
Around and About: According to Deadly Derek of The Clinic sports emporium and boozer (Soi Yamato), Chris Henderson has flogged off his founding partnership in the well-known Dogs Bollocks beer boozer and has returned to the Land of Coal Baths.
The aforementioned Clinic kicked off in about 1990 and since that time Deadly claims to have noted 165 foreign bar owners and investors who have hung out a shingle along Soi Yamato and then departed with threadbare wallets.
Piece of Pith: It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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The rains have kept coming but thankfully they haven't deterred the tourists. Patong Beach was relatively busy throughout the low season, with hoteliers reporting healthy bookings for the months ahead.
The new shopping complex at Jungceylon on Ratutit Road is nearing completion and several bars (including The Irish Times) and restaurants, plus a multiplex cinema, are scheduled to open there. It will be ideal for tourist families, especially when it's raining.
Several new hotels have opened their doors in time for the high season, adding a further 500 rooms. The start of the season was celebrated with a three-day carnival held along Beach Road from the Holiday Inn to the Soi Bangla junction. Following that there was a big turn out on November 5 for the annual Loy Krathong festival, although this year the heavens opened up and everyone got drenched.
BEER LAO
The great news for beer drinkers is that the wonderful brew from Vientiane is now on sale in Phuket, and at a price that's right. It hasn't been hit with a heavy import duty and works out at the same price as Heineken.
The distribution company hopes to widen its network, so the beer should be more widely available soon. At first only the Aussie Bar on Soi Bangla and Faulty Towers Inn on Soi Sunset had it in stock, but in the past two weeks a good number of bars have added it to their offerings. In Kamala you can find it at the Ban Rim Klong restaurant on the main street, while Nikita's Bar in Rawai also stocks it.
THE YORKSHIRE INN MARCHES ON
The majority shareholder of the Thai Life Leisure Centre has sold his stock and left the operation. A new Swedish owner has taken control and appointed the Yorkshire Inn group as management for the whole complex.
The first thing the team did was to close the place down for a week for a spring clean. Truck loads of plants have been bought and positioned around the poolside area to give it a more garden-like atmosphere. Membership packages are being reviewed at present and there will be an open weekend for anyone to go along and have a look at the place some time this month.
The leisure centre complements the Yorkshire Inn's expanding hotel business. It recently bought up both Cadillac Mansion and Reilly's guesthouses in Soi Sans Sabai.
Another new story is that they are intending to change the TLC Bar into an English karaoke bar and are advertising for an English manager.
Hmm, I wonder. Should I be brushing up on my old Tommy Steele “Half a Sixpence” routine?
(You are showing your age Prowler! Ed.)
GALAXY DISCO
After a two-year wait, the Galaxy disco in Soi Sunset has finally closed. The building is to be demolished and then the street can be revamped. The Galaxy has moved to new premises along the south of the bypass. The move will make life easier for the other businesses in Soi Sunset and the nightly struggle for parking has eased. Guests at the surrounding hotels can also look forward to a decent night's sleep.
MONICA BAR
This new bar has opened where Club Pirate used to be at the end of Soi Sea Dragon. It is an open-air bar with four pool tables and plenty of seating. It also does bar food and pizzas. Good to see new businesses coming in before high season starts.
CLUB EROTICA
A new gogo bar is set to open in December on the site of the former TJ's Monkey Bar and The Winchester Club.
Called Erotica, the stunning-looking venue promises to stimulate our fantasies with themed erotic dancing shows. The costumes will vary from nurses to Hawaiian dancers and construction workers, and are all are decidedly skimpy and horny, with lots of stockings and suspenders, a la Angelwitch. In addition the owners hired Tata Young's choreographer for three months to teach the dancers. They have also installed some of the latest lighting systems, which will be programmed to match each unique routine.
I was told that Club Erotica had a slot on the stage during the Patong Festival and in front of 500 people on the beachfront did a show that was more risqué than anything currently seen in any gogo. Sounds like this could become a very popular place.
THE TAVERN
One of my “snouts” has turned up this little gem.
The Tavern is an English-style pub at the southern end of Kata Beach , more or less opposite the Kata Beach Hotel. I have been told the pub grub comes in large portions and is a great beer absorber. I may have to get down there one day and try the cottage pie and mash.
SEDUCTION CLUB
This is the nightclub that opened recently in Soi Vegas Boxing, above Angel's Bar. It is owned by four guys from Finland and a subsidiary of a bigger Finland entertainment group now venturing into Thailand . The place is huge and has two levels. Downstairs are the bars and dance floor, while upstairs is a comfortable gallery with its own bar service. There is plenty of seating and service is slick. The music is European but, thankfully, not too loud. At the moment admission is free under a special promotion, but this will go up to Bt300 for the high season.
MORE CLUBS
The rebuild of the Crocodile Disco is progressing at a fair lick – the roof is already on – so it shouldn't be many months until it's ready to open. The Tiger Club is also building new premises on Ratutit Road , which should open in the new year.
NO THROUGH ROAD
My shortcut from Sukhumvit Road to Soi Sea Dragon has been blocked off by a wall. Apparently, some new buildings are going up in the car park area on Sea Dragon.
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